Nothing Beats Blizzard Hold Music

I have no excuse for not posting today. I decided to take the day off work for mental stability, but I don't actually have anything to do. So, in an effort to be mildly productive I decided I would call Blizzard. I've been thinking about giving Diablo III a try (I haven't played any other Diablo at this point, mostly because I didn't get into PC gaming until college), but, at this point in time, I am locked out of my battle.net account. So, now I am waiting through an expected 75 minute hold time so that someone can make like 2 mouse clicks and remove the old authenticator from my account. And I assure, if this crazy voice-over bitch continues to tell me that I can go online to regain access to my account by visiting battle.net/recovery, my brain may just explode. I have gone online to attempt to restore my account. I followed the path for "I need to remove the authenticator from my account." Twelve hours later I got an e-mail from Blizzard, "We determined there was nothing wrong with your account. No action was taken." Thanks, Blizzard. Your customer service is clearly fantastic. Right now, I'm really having second thoughts about whether I even want to give them more money. But still, here I am, waiting on hold (45 minutes in btw) just to grant myself the ability to decide if I want to play their game.

Since by the end of this I am sure I will need a drink, I'll go ahead and share my favorite pony.

Rainbow Dash

  3 parts 90 proof Coconut Parrot Bay
  splash of Rose's Blue Raspberry
  float 1 part Red Apple Pucker








Ok so, there isn't enough of a density change for the Red Apple Pucker to actually float, however, if you pour gently you get a pretty neat Blue - Purple - Red gradient. Which is obviously a play on the rainbow portion of Rainbow Dash, but the more important item of note here is the 90 proof rum. Much like Rainbow Dash herself, this shot is quick and to the point. Before long you will be Rainbow Dashing towards drunkenness.

And now that my call to Blizzard is done, I think I will go make one for myself.


-Steph

"I'll tell you the secret to avoid hangovers. Don't stop drinking." - Saul Tigh

Image from http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Dash/Gallery and Hasbro still owns the ponies. At least, last I checked.